Things Similar To Giving Birth

You swear you'll never ever, ever, ever do it again.

• Sunburns
  
• Eating airplane food
  
• Popping a pimple
  
• Starting a new job
  
• A Brazilian Wax
  
• Buying cheap shoes
  
• Hangovers
  

But then, somehow, you forget how bad it was, convince yourself it'll be worth it, and plunge back into the same cycle of swearing that this will be the last time....