Sunday, November 15, 2009

They were wrong about the diamonds

Dogs still might be a man’s best friend, but diamonds were never a woman’s.

Diamonds can’t cure headaches. Diamonds can’t lower fevers. And they certainly can't ease monthly weeklong pain so women can eat, sleep, and go about their daily working lives.

Motrin are a girl’s best friend. And if you think otherwise, just check her purse. You ain't findin' no diamonds in there.

1 comment:

DocAnt said...

I'll keep that in mind when I propose to my future girlfriend for marriage!